@JohannesK71083

You forgot: Coding for 5 hours only to realize that there is a way better solution.

@simonandersson7067

Pretending to do sfuff: 5 hours

@Pixel_Po27

Proceeds to solve problem in their dreams and must get up to check if it works.

@banchanbet4524

here is what i do: 30 minutes meeting, 1 hour coding, 21 hours and 30 minutes: fixing my damn buggy code, sleep 1 hour

@aguywith5names362

Debugging: INFINITY

@SukatoaOfficial

Thats for junior/mid devs. Its different in senior devs: 

- meetings 1.5-3 hours
- 1on1 sessions 1-n(#of peers)
- whole day consultations
- 6 hours programming compressed to 1.5 hour
- debugging 24 hours compressed to 2-3 hours
- grooming tickets
- Code reviews
- Random quick meetings
- Organizing team with soft skills
- Business to Technical specs translations
- Implementation Decision makings
- Enforcing proprietary coding standards
- Creating and evolving team culture
- 1 to 3 external monitors

Good luck to your journey!

@nilofc

That’s how I know you are not a developer….. you only have one monitor and it is your laptop monitor.

@NomadicBrian

You forgot 2 hours calling tech support because they reset your access to 3 servers and 2 databases again.

@odec1831

And as a junior dev the 4hrs of programming  is really 2 hours of programming and another 2 hours of googling, reading documentation, or navigating a code base 😂😂

@Ohno-f9y

My typical day reverse engineering: 24/7 debug.

@EduardoSantanaSeverino

Totally right the 24 hour debugging time. * When a programmer engaged in solving a bug 🐛 it is day and night in his/her head.

@saldoesstuff

hardest part of programming? DEBUGGING

@D.A.A.321

She forgot about “changing outfits several times” and “retaking numerous shots for my short”.

@livedreamsg

Laughs in tech lead role with maybe 30 minutes to an hour of coding a day and the rest in meetings.

@masonasa7009

It always strikes me that there are women who actually like doing technical stuff don’t get me wrong when I was in school girls way by far the brightest of the students in each class I was it was always a girl topping, however in college I realized most weren’t caught up for technical stuff and outside college most just wanted a soft life that doesn’t involve technicality, hence when I see women coding im very impressed because it just shows they are a special breed

@iron6672

You give real devs like me a bad name. A real dev doesn’t have time to change outfits 5 times a day and record tiktoks

@morrisseyguy6811

where's the 2hr meetings with stakeholders who constantly scope creep on you lmfaoo

@RichardBlock-r8b

I appreciate how customizable the new tab page is with Astirna. It makes coding sessions feel more personal and productive.

@begginercoding.3919

Those meetings always exceed the allotted time 🤣

@imanroem6313

My brotah : debugging 4 days 😂