@Jingoa
I love how Uber is just Uber in this world, peacefully coexisting with GigSlave, xPloit, and ChildLrbrr
@vladstefan5216
I bet the reason it took so long for the Onion to make a new video was because they had to repeatedly scrap previous projects, as to not be confused for live coverage of current events.
@SunyshineP
Uber fell off after classifying their slaves as independent contractors
@crpalstuck2966
Saudi Arabia Public Investment Fund being the largest shareholder is hilarious
@glenm99
"DOGE recommends disabling legislative branch." It's sad that the writers are lazily putting real news in the ticker instead of making up stories like they used to.
@Skarix
"Trump continues to test legal limits, declares self one of the 'Fantastic Four'" I love The Onion
@gus2603
I give it 20 years before this is true. I can already hear the political arguments " If someone chose to sing his rights away in an indentured servitude ITS THEIR CHOICE, the government has no business interfering with the free labor market"
@16tonw8
I literally laughed out loud when I saw the CEO. How did y'all find the most sinister-looking man alive lmao Edit: Apparently that's the ACTUAL CEO OF UBER holy crap lmao
@kho2333
Elon just offered $97B to buy GigSlave
@Mighty442
XPloit must be owned by Elon Musk
@blackdog9698919
I love the unspoken implication that, as if being a slave wasn't bad enough, now any time you're done working for one master he just rents you out to other random users on the app.
@teddyrasputin3850
Whenever I feel there's no hope, no future. The Onion is there reminding me beyond every dystopian now, there's an apocalyptic future. Thanks Onion!
@erin79
I love how they didn't make up a fake person and just literally called out Peter Thiel for being a piece of human excrement.
@clint6031
Peter Theil they couldn't have picked a better person to name in this satire
@SmallSpoonBrigade
I like how the black anchor is like "Well it is convenient" as if inconvenience was the issue with slavery.
@Hahahahaaahaahaa
ChildLrbrr looking strong for the next four years.
@Joshmakesgames1
Its great to see such innovative companies out there. Before gigslave no one had even thought of the SAAS(Slavery as a service) business model. Now everyones doing it. Truly ahead of their time.
@kreuner11
How long until people comment "The onion has a damn time machine"
@ZeeengMicro
In my humble opinion, GigSlave is currently overvalued. All they do is become the middleman of the slave industry and there are only a certain amount of slaves they can share among slaveholders. Unless they figure that part out, the slave bubble is going to pop anytime soon.
@Cavocado_