I used to cook my eggs like this as a kid all the time because I was afraid of the high heat I didn't know I was making a 5 star dish 😂😂😭😭😭

Him: "telling how to cook the eggs"

Song in the background: WHŒoOO

“Table spoon of butter”
“Two shots of vodka”

Putting them on toast and then eating them off the toast with a fork is wild

"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy?"
"With a stick of butter"

The “Dry and sad eggs“ are exactly how I like them...

that "tablespoon of butter" givin me "two shots of vodka" vibes

Love from India
I am 13 and I made it for the first time... My father and I enjoyed it very much
Thank you

-puts the eggs on toast

-proceeds to eat them with a fork

mom sees the eggs 
"THATS NOT COOKED YET!"

"Do you want a few eggs on your butter?"

Thank you for this recipe!
This unironically basically kickstarted my cooking journey!

"Puts on bread"
me: oh he's going to eat it with the bread
"Eats the egg using a fork"
Me:what was that bread for?

Tablespoon-
THATS A WHOLE BUTTER

"How do you like your eggs?"

Me: "Dry and sad"

It actually came out really nice and creamy

"1table spoon of butter"
Me: thats a table spoon!?

"You want about a tablespoon of butter." Proceeds to use 2 tablespoons

i like them dry and sad

I tried this making it this way for the first time. This is the best eggs I’ve ever made.